NUDE ON THE MOON (1961) a.k.a. Moon Dolls That’s right… it’s strip club night at the drive-in. You’ll start watching for the mammalian protuberances, but you’ll keep watching for the 60s locales, classic convertibles, unnatural Technicolor, painted eyebrows, playboy types and “acting” that’s more fascinating than it has any right to be. A nuclear physicist comes into some dough and talks his partner into going to the moon. “How could we go wrong?,” he asks with a straight face. Then they have a musical drive, when one guy confesses to spending his last night on Earth at a dirty movie theater (so prominently shown, it’s probably another production from the same company). Then they just unlock a fence, board a new spacecraft (while the dirty movie guy acts like he’s seeing it for the first time) and take off for the Moon. Just like that. Try not to notice how orgasmic their g-force/gravity acting is. For the most part, this is your run-of-the-mill bad sci-fi flick (the space suits will cripple you). Keep watching long enough, however, and you’ll learn what bare-breasted moon babes look like. Well… bare-breasted moon babes in a place that bears a striking resemblance to a nudist colony in Homestead, Florida, anyway. The “scientists” figured it was just a part of the moon no one had seen before. You just know the “actors” are there for the girls, too, so you don’t have to feel that bad about watching it. Look fast for the ancient Royal Castle restaurant. The theme song is sung by Ralph Young, who would go on to form the 60s duo, Sandler and Young. Rumor has it that Tonight Show trumpeter Doc Severinsen did the arranging. Filmed without sound equipment, so the entire movie is (badly) dubbed. Now you know where The B-52’s got the name of their 2CD anthology (HERE). EXCLAMATION-MARKED TAG LINE!: Adults Only! DIALOG ALERT: “Hello… I saw you on the throne before. You must be the queen.” Find Nude On The Moon at Amazon, HERE. New Movies, Fridays ‘Round Midnight.
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